April 2010
April 16, 2010
April 05, 2010
I'll be signing copies of Dying in India (or some other book, if you prefer) on Friday the 9th of April at Dymocks Brisbane CBD, 12pm. Come along on your lunch break from the law firm, exotic pet store, extreme sports modelling agency or wherever the hell it is you work.
April 04, 2010
April 02, 2010
CHARLES DARWIN VS 99 BOTTLES OF BEER
"Yeah, ah, gimmie...white russian, heavy on the Russian. Oh man, I need a kebab...HOLY CRAP I love this friggin' song! Wit my mind on my money and my money on my...Yo! Alexander that chick was sooooo checking you out..."
This story has been lurking on my hard drive for a while, so I thought I'd give it a digital airing just for kicks. I've been focussing so much on finishing up my YA novel and working on the next adult novel, (tentatively titled Adonis Comma Coma), that I haven't done much in the way of short fiction for a while. I thought it only appropriate to post a story about Charles Darwin in a drinking competition on a religious holiday.
Enjoy.
Or don't, what the hell do I care?
HARLAND'S DICE
I've temporarily adopted my disguise as a full-time worker in order to vanquish the debt demons and stock up on mi-goreng to get me through writing the next book. Don't worry though, I'll still be the same cynical hermit with mildly alcoholic tendencies. In the meantime I'll be appearing as part of Black Cat Books 'meet your local author' event on Friday the 23rd of April from 6.30pm. Other much more important and probably better looking authors will be there too; Richard Newsome (Billionaire's Curse) and Rebecca Sparrow (Find Your Tribe).